Smells like bad decisions and top-shelf coping skills.
Creamy butterscotch and smooth whiskey hit first, chased by warm bourbon and finished with vanilla and musk — a scent as comforting as chaos and just as hard to explain.
This one’s for the questionable choices, the “I’ve got this” energy, and the coping mechanisms you didn’t sign up for but definitely mastered.
If you’ve ever trusted the wrong person, reenlisted for the bonus, or married for the housing allowance — this candle’s for you.
Smells like:
💥 Coping mechanisms you’ve turned into personality traits
🔥 The emotional support candle you didn’t know you needed
🥃 And just the right amount of petty
The kind of candle you burn when you’re wondering who approved this mission… and why it’s your problem now.
Note Profile:
Top: Cream, Butterscotch
Middle: Bourbon, Whiskey
Base: Vanilla, Musk
6 oz square mason jar candle, hand poured in Minnesota.
Between 30-40 hour burn time.
Always trim your wick to 1/4 inch each time you burn your candle. Trimming the wick will allow your candle to last longer and prevent the candle from smoking and producing a large flame, which could lead to soot around the top of the mason jar.
Soy wax is known for frosting. This is typically what you might see on the top of your candles. These candles are perfectly imperfect due to their artisan, handcrafted nature.
Photo(s) by C. Haugen Photography.







